Smurf gay
brainy smurf IS a same-sex attracted icon. here’s why:
- he’s the smurf with possibly the LEAST amount of het content in canon as far as the cartoon goes. said het content tends to feel forced/out of place
- legitimately kissed idle smurf when he idea lazy only had two days to live
- just inexplicably gay energy. over-dramatic. often very sarcastic and sassy
- absolute coward that tends to say/do lgbtq+ things when he’s scared or over-emotional
- over-hated by the majority of unbent ppl since the 80′s yet beloved by the gays because we view him as a humorous gay idiot w some character depth
- i perceive i sound like a broken record every occasion i say this entirety of smurfiest of friends and dark-ness monster. whether you have “shipping goggles” on or not it’s barely a reach to say those episodes can be viewed as more than platonic. ESPECIALLY the latter. like regardless of what you ship or don’t ship you gotta admit those episodes lovely much give a LOT of support towards brainy (and/or clumsy) being scan as gay and that’s important
- look at this right now:
op please append
I was the wrong age to appreciate The Smurfs in their heyday — too old to be entertained, too young to admire them ironically — but the one thing I did know was this: A lot of petite blue men living together with a single female whom none of them ever touch? Seemed kinda gay.
Well, it seems even more gay since they started making movies about them — with Neil Patrick Harris nonetheless! And his wife is played by Glee‘s Jayma Mays!
The Smurfs 2, a followup to the surprise slap of two years ago, does aim for a weird gay appeal, Broadway song-and-dance-man Harris notwithstanding. The antics can border on camp, with a meaning of humor (the parts aimed at the adults, at least) skewed toward the flirtatious and sardonic (especially when John Oliver, as the Smurf famous as Vanity, primps in from of him mirror). And the puzzling way in which the synonyms “smurf” can be used as almost all parts of speech — noun, verb (“Smurfing fantastic!”), exclamation (“Smurf that!”), adjective (“She’s very smurfy”) — often recalls Jimmy Kimmel’s “unnecessary censorship” bit, ma
The Smurfs Are Same-sex attracted, and No One Can Convince Me Otherwise
There’s a storybook village that houses an insular organization of unique men. These three-inch guys trapeze around town shirtless, wearing pristine white caps and matching slacks. They have big hands and even bigger feet. They acquire just one typical, and it defines their personality.
No, I’m not talking about Fire Island gays. I’m talking about Smurf Village.
But evaluate the fictional village’s real-life counterpart: the barrier island along the Long Island shore whose leafy forest homes are a longtime summer refuge for predominantly gay men. On Fire Island, they’re free to stay their fullest, wildest fantasies, away from conservative families and traditional city-dwellers. Over the years, though, Fire Island has come to epitomize the limitations of the queer experience: a place overpowered by conventionally attractive, physically fit cisgender men. This critique surfaced again in July when widely shared photos showed gay man packed like sausages at the beach, seemingly ignoring the global pandemic for the sake of fun.&nbs
What was this about gay smurfs?
A hundred shirtless dudes living alone in the woods sounds beautiful gay. But the foundational scrutinize is, do smurfs have cocks? The answer is yes! In the comic Les Schtroumpfs et le Cracoucass, there’s a smurf who goes around wearing a towel instead of pants. At one point, Papa Smurf demands the towel, and the smurf responds, “But Papa Smurf, we will see my smurf!” The word “smurf” is used in the masculine singular in French (“mon schtroumpf”) and very likely means “pénis” or “zizi.” Which means this smurf has a cock and so all the male smurfs have cocks.
And the next question is, do smurfs even have the concept of gayness? Yes again! In the comic La Schtroumpfette, Smurfette has the smurfs dance in pairs instead of in a line, and one of the smurfs asks another, “You find this gay, don’t you?”
In the cartoon, Vanity has a “swish” voice and uses extravagant language (though not quite as theatrical as another Hanna-Barbera character, the pink cat Snagglepuss), which suggests that Vanity is a homosexual. Sometimes he chases after Smurfette