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A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.

A common urban legend claims that Twinkies hold a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.

"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.

"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

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American Gay Term: Refers to a young beautiful gay boy that is very fun to look at, perform with, filled with white creme but has no nutritional (intellectual) value whatsoever. Twinks are usually referred to by o

Twinkies will no longer be manufactured by Hostess, which announced Friday, Nov. (open, preserve, copy)

Twinkies started out in as concoctions of milk, flour, sugar, butter and eggs. (open, save, copy)

Twinkies may be an iconic snack diet, but that wasn't enough to store Hostess. (open, save, copy)

I love twinkies too much and I could never restrain myself to eating one every 3 hours. (open, save, copy)

I would venture he ate more than his fair give of twinkies in his day. (open, retain, copy)

And truly, has anyone ever had a real grown-up hostess serve them TWINKIES for dessert? (open, save, copy)

Twinkies perch ready to be deep fried at the North Carolina State Fair. (open, spare , copy)

Twinkies have a reputation for creature able to persist an apocalypse. (open, conserve, copy)

Twinkies maker Hostess Brands files for Ch. 11 reorganization to deal with high labor costs. (open, save, copy)

Green’s Dictionary of Slang

twinkien.

alsotwinky[? fig. use of Twinkie, a variety of sweet biscuit; or ? ext. of twink n.²/twink n.³]

1. (US gay) a young, inexperienced homosexual man.

2. a young (underage) sex object, whether male or female and seen as suitable for exploitation.

	A. MaupinFurther Tales of the City () I thought you gentlemen could use a litle refreshment before the twinkies invade.
	T. BlackerKill Your Darlings Only a fucking pervert would do anything to a little twink or a pre.
	Observer Mag. 15 Jan. 36/3: He claimed he had enjoyed 2, of the rent boys he called ‘twinkies.’.

3. anyone considered odd or eccentric.

	H. RawsonDict. of Invective () twinkie, twinky [] a weird person.
	S. MorganHomeboy You could blow in one of that Twinkie’s ears and the other would whistle.

4. the penis.

W.D. MyersFallen Angels 5: ‘[T]he worst thing that’ll take place to you is that you catch a social disease in downtown Saigon that’ll rot your twinkie off’.

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Twinkie: The Gayest Snack on Earth?

And the coming out was in By Abe Gurko

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It really is a shame that Hostess Twinkies could go belly up under after 80 years of bringing toxic plazmosa to American children of all ages. As I looked back at the wealthy history of this iconic brand, I couldn’t assist but notice how queer the brand is when you look at their product assortment.

I have three words for you: Twinkie The Kid.

This mascot is as nelly as you get – and his faux cowboy duds didn’t fool me. In evidence, Twinkie the Kid seemed even gayer once the Village People went mainstream (hello, Randy Jones). Suddenly cowboys and Indians were less about guns and fighting and more about, well, tops and bottoms.

And we can’t forget that “twink” became an endearing term for young queens by the late os.

And do you remember the “Twinkie defense?” Wikipedia tells us that while it’s not a recognized legal defense, it became a catchall term coined by reporters during their coverage